Chow Tent Book O' Jargon
A
abominaiken: the term commonly used to describe American Idol overexposure
agknauftic: one who devoutly follows the writings and creations of Dan Knauf
amiable: used to describe the pleasant and friendly nature we strive for in the tent
asserole: a certain hbo executive's favorite meal
atwitter/twitterpated
auto-oarotic asphyxiation: self-inflicted death by putting an oar in one's mouth
avatarology
AWESOME
B
Beckcentric
Bencyclopedia: reference tool for understanding Ben Hawkins; a person with much knowledge of Ben Hawkins
bensake
breainhruts: a common cranial afflication that occurs when attempting to type too late in the night
brong it on!
Bug Hug: the kind of hugs exclusively found in The Tent; alt. - hugs reserved for certain loveable bugs
C
cahblooey
cannota
Carnivalevant
chaos: what happens in the Chow Tent during celebrity chats if the rules are not followed
chatocracy: the set of rules used in the tent to ensure free but polite discussion, where members must adhere to the ground rules; for the penalties of failing to comply, see "modsmacked"
chinilarity
Ciao Tent: how tenters say goodbye to one another
comparing apples to avatars: the act of comparing two unlike objects as if they were similar
cooterectomy
craxy: what drinking too much grape juice late at night in the Chow Tent will do to you.
D
damn skippy: what you do when skippy has been bad
dangknickerflitch: how to swear like a Fan of BN
darking
Darth Esquire
dermalogica
dink/dinked
disgustipating: something so awful, words must be combined to describe it
E
evilitis
F
fargo'ed out: the effect that watching too many movies in tandem has on the dialect of certain tent mods
flinging flarking: a word used to replace more well known curse words, especially in the company of children or the Chow Tent; frequently abused by lulafortune while she's attempting to decipher html code
fluck: a term used to describe the type of films which no one really cares about
fongers
fooked
fowlery
freaktastic: something that's so freakishly good, it's fantastic; alt. - the combination of freakishly talented + fantastic; ie., the cast of Carnivale
frenemies: a person one is friends with on the surface, but rarely speaks to, because one, in all actuality, dislikes them
fruckinfrackingrublejammit
fruit cup
G
gangusters: the only word able to fully describe the amount of pain involved in the act of losing a tooth - see "went all dental" for an example of such an act
geniosity: used to describe intellect so raw and powerful that making up a word was the only way to discuss it
gesling: a miniature hypothesizer
ginormous: an object of such a size, that it falls between gigantic and enormous
gits and shiggles: term used when describing something done just for the hell of it, without using the more crass term
goldarn mistake: the resulting effect of attempting to swear while watching a TNT movie
gorramit
greatfuel
groovalicious
H
Haterade: preferred beverage used by jilted Carnivale fans when toasting a certain hbo entertainment executive.
hibye: the greeting commonly extended to people who leave quicker than they can be greeted; see also "speedy leavers"
holy crappa loostica
holy smithy
holy wickets: exclamation used when one is excited about something, used for emphasis
hooby-wooby
horridisgustible
hotilicious: a person who is not only gorgeous, but delicious to the eye...i.e. "eye candy"
humoerdink
I
intelligent wittiness: FanofBN
internetese
internet loitering
intrense
J
jeezy creezy
K
KCHOW: the best little radio station this side of New Canaan - DJ'd by SmohQ and airs exclusively in the Chow Tent
kibby: unusual or uncharacteristic behaviour from a generally well-mannered person or object; see also "wonky"
kinkers & butchers
kinkster
Knaufian epistle: coined by Clancy Brown, in reference to the heart-felt "official" statement released by Dan Knauf upon the cancellation of Carnivale
L
laser beans
libatious: when carnies talk trash about their fellow carnies while drinking - an act which is heavily frowned upon in the Tent
Lodzized
lulacate: how one communicates with lulafortune in the Chow Tent
M
maroonish: the reddish-brownish shade of ink that thalidar often uses in the tent
milky white sin
modsmacked: what happens to naughty tenters when they misbehave
momory
more gooder: something that's betterer, of course
mp3ified
N
nerdtord: (see andamaroo for proper definition)
nonrebukedness
O
oathetic: something so pathetic, "pathetic" alone is not enough to describe it
oceany
Oliver-Plattastic: self-explanatory, really
overshare
P
pervtard: a person so perverted, they become socially retarded; used especially when involving celebrity crushes; for example, Kate and Michelle are pervtards.
platerism: when platypi study Plato
punch bowl pissers: those who don't possess the positive attitude that is required to be considered a true Carnivale fan
R
restraining order: favored term of Dan Knauf, issued to several Tenters by Mr. DK
S
scrumtrulessant: a word created to describe something so beautiful, so wonderful, so fabulous, so fantastico that none of these words do it justice
sexy satan boy: one who portrays satan, or a satanic type character, and comes off as sexy; originally used to describe Viggo, but could also be applied to Clancy
shit fire
shimmy: the special welcome dance you receive upon entering the tent, if you're lucky enough to meet andamaroo
SIN
snausages: the preferred doggie snack for tenter's pets (and it's just fun to say)
snerk: a cross between a giggle and a snort
snert: kissing cousin to a punch bowl pisser, commonly observed in posting form
snorgeldeeblort
sparklicize: the act of adding many tiny crystals to something to enhance its appearance - usually a cell phone
speedy leavers: tentgoers who leave immediately upon entering; alternate - those who leave the tent quickly without leaving an appropriate amount of time for others to say goodbye.
speel: where words go when they are too tired to function properly
sprakle
sprag
squidgy
Stroud the Singing Sadist
Stumpyism
stupid early: the time table in which hbo cut the cord on Carnivale; alt, see the opposite of "stupid o'clock"
stupid o'clock: according to the universal time the Chow Tent runs on, the late hour at which its patrons become increasingly delusional; see also "stupid early"
stwracks: the sound commonly associated with using an oar to smack someone who is over-chatting about Star Wars; see also "thwack"
T
taxo: preferred late night snack of Chow Tent chatters
Teeth Zombies: added to the CTBOJ for the sole reason that everyone should be aware of them and prepared to take action against them
Tent Gold: the newest, shiniest crayola color in the box; frequently seen when you enter the tent, and everyone simultaneously greets you
Tent Zone
tentsomnia
tenttard
Thank Shunny: an expression of gratitude to the tent for simply 'working'
thingy doodle
3hundy
thwack: the sound commonly associated with smacking someone with an oar
toophers
Trinity Hate: hatred to a nuclear degree - the shortened form "trate" is also acceptable
typonese: the language of typo
U
uber
uberawesomeness
unkickoutofbedable
W
went all dental: how Brother Justin demonstrated his displeasure with Norman
Wisconsin, I love milk: simply because Michael J. Anderson said so!
witching hour: what happens when tent members collectively lose their sanity, frequently occurs late at night
wonky: the lasting effects of a machine misbehaving; alt - a person after consuming too much alcohol. See also "kibby"
woon
wtfark
X
xnij: when two people say opposite things at the exact same time
Y
yob
youch